Delivered on 16th Sept 2020 in IPTMC
Title: If there was no google
Have you ever tried
to google your problem? Small or large, someone would have put an answer on
internet, saying your problem is nothing. Mine is bigger, and you would end of reading someone else's problem..
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Good evening fellow
toastmasters and dear guest. No response
to my greetings. I think audience is still thinking about their problems. I
will tell you guys the one problem in your life.
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Your E-mail ID password is going to expire on
9/16/2020 10:13:03 AM Indian Standard Time. Change your password NOW!!! It is
recommended that you do not wait till the last day of password expiry!!! and we
don’t change passwords till last date. Am I right, that way? I change my
password on time. I have changed
password more that 100 times in past few years : Outlook hounds me every month.
Do you remember when Gmail asked to change password. Gmail never asked me to
change the password until last month. Last Month, Gmail also asked me to change
the password. but it said you haven’t password in last 10 years. It was
computer class, my teacher smacked hard on my head, focus on making your g-mail
and not suggesting girls what should be there passwords. It was there, in such
hostile environment I was introduced to google and Gmail. My first google
search was: “Why do Indian teachers beat students? ”I just google it whatever
might be my problem.
Growing up, I made
Gmail my one stop solution to all my problems: Whatsoever difficult problem in
your life, just open your Gmail account. I am sure there you will get solution
of all your problems. Let’s see what I have today
• I want to study in foreign
university, more than 100 universities mails, 50 offering 100% scholarship,20 offered me no hostel
charges and free food and 2 universities will come to my house to pick and drop.
• High-5 banks giving me loan for no
reason with least interest rate. Banks giving loan in 10 min.
• Companies offering jobs with salary
much more than my current one, but initial deposit worth two years of my salary
• Some XYZ clinic, guarantee solution
to all problems maybe that be Hair-loss.
• This is interesting, Mails from
Robin sharma, Heyy Nageshwar you are awesome and I’ve decided to share my
entire playbook that I’d previously only offered to my ultra-successful
clients, so that you will x25 the rest of your pro and private life.
• What else I need in my life. Am I
right, that way?
My other problem: I
was nuked the day when educator came up with recursion concept. Educator will
all his might tried to explain recursion to me. Then, I went to my crush, with
all her charisma tried to explain recursion, all I got about recursion that it
causes headache. Then she took me to a guy. That fellow, we won’t talk about
it. I just googled it. Finally, googled recursion. I got correct result but Did
you mean: recursion. I clicked, again same page with same question Did you
mean: recursion. After 5th click, I understood what is recursion better than
anyone in the class and myself came up with simplest definition of recursion.
Me going to my crush, my crush going to her crush itself is a recrusion. Am I
right, that way? Google has its own way of teaching you.
My other problem: We
like people who don’t forget our birthday and wishes on time. Google not all
wishes me on birthday, but on all festivals, even wishes me on valentine’s day,
though only day I don’t get whats app forward. So I wondered, if google is a girl
or boy? If you think, I again googled it for results, you are absolutely wrong.
Google obviously is a girl, who starts suggesting, answers even before we
complete our questions. If
girls still don’t agree with this, just remove G,O,O what left is GLE. Am I
right, that way? You can thank me later to make you realize this.
There's a famous quote that is attributed to Albert Einstein: “Never memories something that you can look up.” All he meant was just google it. Now coming to the most difficult question. What if there is no google? It’s a Good question …I will google it.
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The best baba/Google baba. 100 times in past few years because I forget my password. Likewise try to add some twist/surprise/ punchline after 2nd or 3rd sentence.
Opening:
In next 5 minutes I will suggest you guys the best solution to all your problems. Common tell me, what are your difficulties in life. Personal, professional or extra-marital whatever. Even though this is humorous speech, I am talking on a very serious note.
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